Tees

We start with shirts because every curmudgeon needs a uniform. For the man who’s got zero patience, maximum opinions, and a resting face that says “nope.”  Whether he’s muttering under his breath, griping about gas prices, roasting humanity from the recliner, or just silently judging everyone at the store — these tees do the talking so he doesn’t have to.

Inside every crank is a big dark heart that actually cares… just don’t tell anyone.
Mood: annoyed, stylish, and deeply unbothered.