He’s not rude. He’s just chronically allergic to small talk, surprise visits, and “just one quick question.” The People-Avoiding Champion™ is a walking masterclass in minding your own business — and expecting others to do the same. Whether he’s pretending not to hear the doorbell or inventing new reasons to skip a group text, this tee says it so he doesn’t have to.
Grumpy? Maybe. Glorious? Absolutely.
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability. • Preshrunk for the perfect fit • Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A. • Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
