Sometimes cranky. Sometimes cozy. Always a curmudgeon
This tee captures the essence of every grumpy guy’s truth —
He’s not mad all the time… just when he’s awake.
Perfect for grandpas, dads, or honorary grouches who prefer naps over nonsense and silence over small talk.
NOT ALWAYS GRUMPY.™ is equal parts sarcasm and snooze schedule — made for the man who scowls at the sunrise but falls asleep during family movie night.
We salute you, sir.
Your nap game is unmatched.
Your volume tolerance is nonexistent.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• The man who naps like it’s his side hustle
• Grandpas who sigh dramatically before sitting down
• Dads who fall asleep mid-conversation but insist they’re “resting their eyes”
• Husbands who don’t like noise but snore like a freight train
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause early bedtimes, selective hearing, and defensiveness about snoring.
Also may trigger intense opinions about recliner placement.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He may grumble, doze off, and avoid chit-chat —
But he’s steady. He’s loyal. And he shows up when it counts.
“In quietness and trust is your strength...” – Isaiah 30:15
(Also found in naps.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
