CYNICAL CURMUDGEON.™ – Loves His People.

One emotional brick at a time.

He won’t say it. He might not show it. But he’ll build your shelves, fix your car, and scare off your ex — all without cracking a smile.

CYNICAL CURMUDGEON.™ is for the man who hides his heart behind sarcasm and a rock-solid poker face. He rolls his eyes at sappy stuff but shows up every time it counts. The softer side? You’ll only see it when he thinks you’re not looking.

This tee does what he does best: tells the truth without saying too much.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• The dad who fixes everything but never takes credit

• The grandpa who grunts instead of saying “I love you”

• The husband who mocks your rom-coms but holds your hand anyway

• Any man who proves his love through actions, not hashtags

⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unsolicited loyalty, unexpected porch repairs, and deeply moving gruffness. Do not ask him to talk about his feelings. He already bought the mulch.

📖 Grumpy But Godly:
Even the toughest men love deeply — they just build with bricks, not butterflies.
“Let all that you do be done in love.” – 1 Corinthians 16:14
(Even if it’s hidden under six layers of sarcasm.)

🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.

• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort