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TOOLBOX.™ – EMOTIONS OPTIONAL. LOYALTY GUARANTEED.

TOOLBOX.™ – EMOTIONS OPTIONAL. LOYALTY GUARANTEED.

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Keeps his feelings in a toolbox. Still fixes yours.


Some men give speeches.
He gives solutions.

The TOOLBOX.™ tee is made for the man who’d rather patch your faucet than talk about his feelings — not because he doesn’t care, but because he absolutely does. The grumpier he looks, the more loyal he probably is.

This is for the quiet fixers. The ones who speak fluent sighs, answer questions with a shrug, and show love by installing ceiling fans and checking your tire pressure.


🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Husbands who fix everything but hate being thanked for it
• Grandpas who grunt through “I love you”
• Dads who show up, suit up, and shut up (mostly)


⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unexpected acts of service, tightened lug nuts, and silent emotional support. Do not attempt to hug without a warning.


📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He might not say much. But when it matters, he’s already there — toolbox in hand, heart wide open.

“Let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.” – 1 John 3:18
(And maybe a freshly oiled wrench.)


🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort

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