Peak performance requires peak irritability.
Some folks rise and shine.
He rises and snarls.
This tee is for the man who doesn’t do mornings… or afternoons… or small talk. “Wakes up annoyed. Stays that way for consistency.” is basically his life verse.
Whether he’s muttering at squirrels or grumbling at traffic that hasn’t even happened yet, this shirt lets him say it without saying it — because talking before coffee is a crime.
Got a grump in your life? This is the shirt he didn’t ask for and won’t say thank you for — but trust us, he’ll wear it daily. Why? Because it's softer than his patience and fits better than his last mood swing.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• The dad who growls when the phone rings
• The grandpa who hates birthdays (especially his own)
• The husband who wakes up mad at future inconveniences
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause sighing, snarling, and dramatic thermostat standoffs before sunrise. Speak softly. Offer bacon.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He doesn’t need a devotional.
He needs silence, caffeine, and people who understand his ministry of presence.
“Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life… and work with your hands.” – 1 Thessalonians 4:11
(Amen. Now let him drink his coffee in peace.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
