Sir Grumps-a-Lot reporting for dad duty.
There he sits.
Remote in one hand.
Thermostat permissions revoked for everyone else.
THE THERMOSTAT POLICE.™ is the honorary title of every dad, grandpa, or grumbling man who has made it his life’s mission to protect the sacred living room temperature — and the sanctity of his TV time.
This tee crowns him for who he truly is:
• Guardian of 72 degrees
• Master of mute buttons
• Historian of “Back in my day…” speeches (and don’t you dare interrupt)
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Dads who yell “WHO TOUCHED THE THERMOSTAT?!” like it’s DEFCON 1
• Grandpas whose stories start in black & white and end in sighs
• Husbands who hold the remote like it’s a badge of honor
• Any man who considers 71° a personal betrayal
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause stricter thermostat policies, rewound TV scenes, and passive-aggressive air vent checks. Touch the dial at your own risk.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He rules the household climate with justice and mild suspicion.
“Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might.” – Ecclesiastes 9:10
(Yes, that includes the A/C settings.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
