Some lift weights. He lifts eyebrows.
This tee is for the guy who could qualify for a Sarcasm CrossFit team. He doesn't need crunches — his wit already keeps him toned. And cardio? Please. He runs on rolled eyes and unsolicited commentary.
RIPPED.™ is the perfect shirt for the curmudgeon who’s not here for small talk but could bench press your excuses. It’s dry humor meets dad strength — and he’s not afraid to flex either.
Soft. Durable. Sarcastic.
Just like him.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Husbands who flex their sarcasm more than their biceps
• Dads who skip leg day because they’ve never been
• Grandpas who’ve retired from lifting... except for grandkids and expectations
• Any man whose wit is stronger than your WiFi signal
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause smirks, snorts, and spontaneous bicep flexing.
Proceed with caution (and a towel — sarcasm sweat is real).
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He’s not loud.
He’s strong where it counts — in presence, provision, and the ability to carry stuff without complaining (too much).
“Be strong and do not give up, for your work will be rewarded.”
– 2 Chronicles 15:7
(His reward? Eye rolls and back pain.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
