For the man who didn’t ask to be bothered — and definitely didn’t ask for your opinion.
This is the one that started it all: the official uniform of the gloriously grumpy. Featuring the bold Curmudgeon Shop™ logo front and center, it lets the world know he’s not here for small talk, sunshine, or your unsolicited advice.
Whether you're shopping for a grandpa with a growl, a husband who mumbles through affection, or a dad whose love language is “acts of service and thermostat control” — this tee speaks fluent curmudgeon.
🎁 Gift For:
• The guy who grunts through grace
• The grandpa with the porch-yelling ministry
• The man who fixes things at midnight and never tells a soul
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause porch-sitting, brow-furrowing, and fewer unnecessary conversations. You’ve been warned.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He doesn’t post verses.
He fixes the faucet at midnight and calls it grace.
“Let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.”
– 1 John 3:18
(Faith? Yeah. It’s stitched into the seams.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
