Gruff mood. Golden heart. Probably smells like charcoal.
He’s not your average Grandpa — he’s GRUMPA.™
When the kids get too loud and the lawn gets too long, this is the tee he grabs before delivering a legendary “back in my day” speech that somehow includes both inflation and gravel roads.
Featuring a vintage-style crest design in muted greens and tans, this shirt blends old-school grit with just enough comfort to be dangerous (don’t tell him it’s soft). The perfect uniform for tool-shed wisdom, porch-sitting mentorship, and unsolicited advice that actually hits.
🎁 Gift For:
• The man whose thermostat settings are sacred
• The grandpa who runs the BBQ like it’s a kingdom
• The legend who says “I’m not mad, I’m just resting my face”
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause spontaneous lectures on gas mileage, stories that start with “1973,” and perfectly timed eye rolls from the family. Proceed with respect.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He doesn’t quote verses.
He lives one out every time he fixes something without being asked.
“The righteous man walks in his integrity; his children are blessed after him.” – Proverbs 20:7
(That’s GRUMPA.™ to a tee.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
