Affection, but make it grumpy.
He doesn’t whisper sweet nothings.
He mutters about the thermostat.
And that, Queen, is love. ❤️
GRUMBLING.™ is the ultimate tee for the guy whose “I love you” sounds a lot like “Where’d you put my tape measure?”
This shirt celebrates the curmudgeon who shows up, fixes the sink, and grumbles through every act of service like it’s a hostage negotiation.
Soft enough for his sensitive side (that he says he doesn’t have), and durable enough for years of grump-fueled affection.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• The husband who builds shelves but refuses to say “you’re welcome”
• Dads who grunt instead of hug
• Grandpas who lecture instead of compliment
• Any man who shows love with complaints and commitment
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause passive-aggressive affection, suspicious snack-sharing, and meaningful mumbles mistaken for insults. Handle with love (and snacks).
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
His love doesn’t come with a speech.
It comes with sawed lumber, tire rotations, and faithful presence.
“Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.” – 1 John 3:18
(Love actually sounds a lot like “Did you check the oil?”)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
