Rusty flask included. Vibes sold separately.
Some people mellow with age.
He didn’t. He just got more concentrated.
The GROUCHY BOURBON.™ tee is for the man who aged like something you’d find in a dusty garage cabinet — and still somehow respect. Sharp. Sarcastic. Slightly toxic (in the best possible way).
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a warning label for anyone attempting small talk before coffee or attempting to “just swing by real quick.”
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• That uncle who hasn’t smiled since the Nixon administration
• Dads with a glare that can cancel dinner plans
• Grandpas who “don’t need new friends”
• Any man who’s aged into sarcasm like a fine-aged menace
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause strong opinions, lingering side-eyes, and flashbacks to “real” music. Do not pair with brunch invitations.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He doesn’t do warm fuzzies.
He does dependable presence, faithful grit, and unshakable commitment — on the rocks.
“Let your light shine before men, that they may see your good works…”
– Matthew 5:16
(Even if your face says “don’t.”)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
