And don’t even think about calling.
He’s not ignoring you.
He’s just fundamentally opposed to communication.
Meet the tee that says everything he won’t — because he doesn’t text, talk, or smile… and frankly, he’s exhausted just reading this sentence.
DOESN’T BELIEVE.™ is the official uniform for curmudgeons who treat social interaction like a cold sore. Whether he’s ghosting group chats, silencing calls, or intimidating customer service reps with a single glare — this shirt has his vibe printed loud and clear.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Husbands who grunt instead of reply
• Dads who still have a flip phone by choice
• Grandpas who haven’t smiled since ’92
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he’s impossible to shop for (and you're brave enough to try)
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unanswered calls, limited eye contact, and mysterious garage disappearances. Proceed silently.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He may not return your text —
But he’ll show up when it counts. Every time.
“Let your light shine… that they may see your good works.”
– Matthew 5:16
(His works speak louder than his voicemail.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
