Full-time crank. Part-time softie.
He’s crusty.
He’s cranky.
And he’s completely melted by his grandkids.
This tee tells the truth loud and proud — because behind every grumble is a grandpa who hands out candy when no one’s looking. Designed for the man who complains about the noise… and then shows up to every little league game with a folding chair and a cooler.
Whether he admits it or not, he’s a softie in disguise.
And this shirt? It’s the perfect uniform for his double life as a world-class growler and world’s best granddad.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Grandpas who are grumpy but secretly obsessed with their grandkids
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or retirement celebrations
• Anyone who identifies as a full-time curmudgeon, part-time teddy bear
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unprompted snack purchases, grandkid favoritism, and loud opinions about youth sports referees. Expect unexpected tenderness.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He might growl.
But he shows up — with grace, grit, and goldfish crackers.
“The righteous man walks in his integrity; his children are blessed after him.” – Proverbs 20:7
(His grandkids already know.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
• U.S.A. Strong – Designed, dyed & cut in the USA
