When the Oxford comma just isn’t cranky enough.
For the man who growls at door-to-door salesmen, silences group texts, and secretly buys the grandkids ice cream on the way home.
This tee is a whole mood — featuring a dead-serious dictionary-style definition of “CURMUDGEON” on the front. No fluff. No filters. Just pure, sarcastic excellence in serif.
Perfect for the classic crank, the emotionally reserved protector, or yourself... if smiling hurts.
🎁 Gift For:
• The grandpa who believes carolers are a personal attack
• The dad who texts “K.” and thinks that’s warm
• The man who says “I love you” by checking your tire pressure
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unsolicited sighs, deeper-than-needed pockets, and suspiciously generous snack runs. Side effects include one heartfelt grunt per quarter.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He won’t quote the Bible — but he lives it.
“The righteous man walks in his integrity; his children are blessed after him.” – Proverbs 20:7
(Yes, that verse was written for Grandpa.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
