Sarcasm louder than the grandkids.
Grumpy? Sure.
Out of the loop? Never.
This tee is for the guy who groans at the volume, then shows up first for the chaos. Whether it’s backyard BBQs, birthday mayhem, or a living room full of screaming kids, he’ll mutter something about the noise — while soaking up every second of it.
COMPLAINS ABOUT THE NOISE.™ is for the curmudgeons with soft spots (that they’ll never admit to). It’s comfy, casual, and built for maximum grump-flex.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Dads who act bothered but won’t miss a ballgame
• Grandpas who pretend to hate the noise — but record every moment
• Husbands who keep the peace, the remote, and the sarcasm
⚠️ Warning Label:
May cause unsolicited affection from small humans and pets.
Hide accordingly. Also may result in emotional flashbacks after events he claimed to “tolerate.”
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He won’t always say what he feels.
But he’ll be there — folding chair in one hand, juice box in the other.
“A faithful man shall abound with blessings.” – Proverbs 28:20
(Even if he complains the whole time.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
