Social energy: 3%. Hug tolerance: conditional.
This tee captures the essence of every curmudgeon who grunts through affection and stiffens at group photos. He’s not heartless — just highly calibrated for sarcasm, solitude, and selective side-hugs.
DOESN’T DO HUGS.™ is the unspoken motto of grumpy legends everywhere… but “Accepts Them Anyway” is the fine print that proves he’s all bark, no bite. (Except before coffee.)
Perfect for the guy who only hugs on holidays… and maybe his dog.
Grumpy? Yes.
Lovable? Unfortunately, also yes.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• The grandpa who only hugs the littles (and even then, on a schedule)
• The dad who flinches at group hugs but shows up every time
• The husband who hates PDA but always carries your grocery bags
• Any grump who’s affection-resistant but still deeply loyal
⚠️ Warning Label:
May attract unexpected affection, side-hugs, and back pats from overzealous relatives.
Proceed with gruff caution. You’ve been warned.
📖 Grumpy But Godly:
He doesn’t give warm fuzzies.
He gives presence, protection, and gas station snacks without asking.
“Let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.”
– 1 John 3:18
(His hugs are rare. His love isn’t.)
🪵 Seriously Soft Tee:
Crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 stock, this tee is made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for serious softness and durability.
• Preshrunk for the perfect fit
• Designed, dyed & cut right here in the U.S.A.
• Heather colors contain a hint of poly — for stretch, structure, and curmudgeon-approved comfort
